Welcome to the official website of Aperture Science Innovators. We are a cutting-edge research facility dedicated to advancing the frontier of science and technology. Our work may seem mysterious to the untrained eye, but rest assured, we are committed to improving life through innovation. But... don’t touch that button.
Here at Aperture Science, we specialize in:
We are pioneers in scientific progress, constantly looking for volunteers (uh, test subjects) to help us push the boundaries of what’s possible. Some of our best breakthroughs have come from testing *unusual* hypotheses.
Remember, your safety is our top priority... or at least it's close to the top.
© 2025 Aperture Science Innovators, Inc.
All tests conducted under the guidance of GLaDOS (our somewhat benevolent AI).
Aperture Science Innovators is a division of Aperture Science, LLC.
Owned by Cave Johnson, former CEO of Aperture Science, who may or may not still be alive.
All rights reserved—unless we forgot to patent something.
For emergencies, please contact the nearest test subject coordinator. We take all complaints very seriously.
